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Maggie.
Hottest.
Bana.
Short attention span.
Raawr.
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  1. loki-waywardson:

    ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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    THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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    LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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    BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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    YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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    OR WOLVES
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    NO
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    THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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    (Source: urmotherwasahamster)

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  3. misterbunni:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

What the actual fuck.

    misterbunni:

    sagansense:

    Welcome to the United States of America.

    What the actual fuck.

    (Source: memecenterz)

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  5. monobeartheater:

    clonesbians:

    weloveshortvideos:

    Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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    "jack dont post this video"

    betrayal

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  8. officialfrenchtoast:

    me: *yawns*

    someone: are you crying?

    me: no

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  9. i am so farking done with uq right now. like they changed the lecture times because there were more people than then anticipated and all the signon slots were full. that’s not too big of a deal so im like fine, then they decided to change the sign on times for the tutorials after i’ve already made plans around the god damned sign on ffs. srsly 200% done

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  11. maxkirin:

    Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

    Want more writerly content? Make sure to follow maxkirin.tumblr.com for your daily dose of writer positivity, advice, and prompts!

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  13. yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

    badassbitchfromhades:

    freckledtrekkie:

    doctorsherlocklokison:

    captainmjolnir:

    I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

    I mean seriously

    what do you think we do every month

    THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

    AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

    I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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    Well now we do

    (Source: gameofbooze)

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  15. watsns:

    I will never forget the Tenth Doctor’s face when he sees the newly decorated Tardis

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  17. "You were my cup of tea, I drink coffee now."

    - 10 word story #2 by E.K. (via greenhoused)

    (Source: eric-khach)

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