I write my own story

Apr 23

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

probably still on the internet

But with a really nice laptop

Apr 23
myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

Apr 23

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

Apr 23

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

Apr 23

maverikloki:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

truehiddlestoner:

thorlokid:

that police guy from teen wolf looks like the love child of tom hiddleston and steve rogers

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at first i looked at this like “oh look tom hiddleston” but then i was like “oh no thats chris evans” wHat iS hapPenning

EVERYONE WATCH TEEN WOLF IMMEDIATELY

loki and captain america had a baby??

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Apr 22
helioscentrifuge:

nox-artemis:

k1ngdra:

FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night

This makes sense.

assanta’s creed

helioscentrifuge:

nox-artemis:

k1ngdra:

FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night

This makes sense.

assanta’s creed

Apr 22

but-i-am-the-chosen-one7:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass


I pledge allegiance to that ass.

Apr 22

dumbfricker:

having multiple tests on the same day
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Apr 22
Apr 22

devildoll:

never get tired of what a production it is for Stiles to get his gangly long gazelle legs out of the Jeep